roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Women's Rights.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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