What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Im cute hehehee

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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