Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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the asian kid gets an F

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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