- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

I LIKE TRAINS

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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