Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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tee hee

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sharks

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Queens Park rangers

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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