Yo momma so fat you have aids

I hate long jokes -_-

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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