Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Anti Joke

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