- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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