how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

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