Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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The Detroit Lions

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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book 'em danno

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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