A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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The Detroit Lions

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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