What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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