Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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the asian kid gets an F

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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