- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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