1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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The Holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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