- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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