- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Where's my baby??

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Knock Knock Come in.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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