- Anti Joke

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

dick dick dick... frogs

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

roses are red, violets are blue.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

im gey

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog