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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

dick dick dick... frogs

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Breast cancer.

How long is a china man?

Justin Bieber

#Hanging Degus

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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