knock knock. come in.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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You're*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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