- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

School

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Your grandma's cookies.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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