A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Where's my tractor?

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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xavier stop

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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