How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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