Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

your mom died.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Brad Fuller!

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Darude- Sandstorm

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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