Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Your Mother

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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