Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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