- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Wanna know something funny? Your face

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