What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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