A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Butt poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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