- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Women's rights

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Gorden Brown.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

why was the boy sad? because.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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