A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

LIFE :(

Health food.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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