- Anti Joke

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

im gey

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.