- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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