- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Three black men were walking...

A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Justin Bieber

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Yo mama's fat.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... Sigh

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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