That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Your Mom

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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