There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Anti Joke

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