Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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