- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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