- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Please? No.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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