- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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