- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Potato!

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

knock knock get lost!

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

why did the computer crash? it didn't

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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