roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Please? No.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Anti Joke

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