What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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A man walks into a bar

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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A seal walks into a club.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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