A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Ken wins!

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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book 'em danno

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

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