So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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im gey

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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