- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Whats 2+1? 2.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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