why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

A kid has no friends.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

the love boat

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

This is not a joke

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Anti Joke

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