Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

A kid has no friends.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

the love boat

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

This is not a joke

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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