- Anti Joke

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Your wife died during the delivery.

what is a bracket? a bracket

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a god, just kidding.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Womens Rights

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head