- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

whats white and looks like paper paper

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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