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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

whats white and looks like paper paper

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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