- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

dick dick dick... frogs

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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