- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Ken wins!

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Robin, get in the car!

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Adele walks into the stables

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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