- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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