- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Pineapple.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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