How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

trumpy trumpy trump

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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