Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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This is an anti joke

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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so... how about that airplane food

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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kevin kim

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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