- Anti Joke

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue