- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Knock Knock Come in.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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