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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Women's rights

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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