- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Obama

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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