- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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