If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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