- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

The Game

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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