- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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