what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Butt poop.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Where's my tractor?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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