Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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