- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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