whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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