People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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