- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Knock Knock Come in.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??