Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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