your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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...............................................................hi

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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