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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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what do u call a apple a apple

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Of course, first door on your left

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

learn the ropes?

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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